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A short synopsis A stripper named Coco takes the pole on stage only to find a jealous rival has greased it down She goes flying off the pole into the sound equipment and dies Her craven boss and his rapey necrophilic assistant cram her into a dumpster so they won t have any trouble with the law and she wakes comes back to life in an endless dump Many disgusting things happen Many She is befriended by a fly, she meets the queen of the trash world and has to engage in a battle of wits and wi A short synopsis A stripper named Coco takes the pole on stage only to find a jealous rival has greased it down She goes flying off the pole into the sound equipment and dies Her craven boss and his rapey necrophilic assistant cram her into a dumpster so they won t have any trouble with the law and she wakes comes back to life in an endless dump Many disgusting things happen Many She is befriended by a fly, she meets the queen of the trash world and has to engage in a battle of wits and will to survive.The hell of this discussion is this what I don t like about this book may really appeal to some of my readers Seriously, I know there are several of you who are all, Dead stripper in an endless wasteland of trash where do I sign up So I ll include some quotes so you guys can get a really good taste and smell of what this book is about.You can read my entire discussion here [[ Free Epub ]] ☠ Trashland A Go-Go ✓ Alice in Wonderland with garbage and a dead stripper Coco takes off her clothes for a living until some nasty little bitch kills her while she s dancing Thrown in the dumpster by her sleazebag boss, Coco awakens in a land of trash With her new friend, Rudy a dying fly , and her knight in garbage armor, the undead dancer tries to find her way home But first she must escape from the evil Queen of this trashscape a jealous and insane Ruler of Refuse who has an intense fear of flies With hints of The Matrix and The Whiz, this heady trip will satisfy your cravings for twisted fairy tales, rotting garbage, and charming weirdos Long live the Queen Trashland A Go Go may well be the coolest book I ve ever read and is total must read bizarro and just general must read for anyone who hasn t read bizarro Trust me once you read this one you ll be assimilated too Resistance is futile So Trashland A Go Go is something like this Coco is a stripper and after a coworker decides to be bitch queen she has a little accident and her coworkers instead of calling for help dump her body in the trash She get s hauled away and wakes up wtf again in a la Trashland A Go Go may well be the coolest book I ve ever read and is total must read bizarro and just general must read for anyone who hasn t read bizarro Trust me once you read this one you ll be assimilated too Resistance is futile So Trashland A Go Go is something like this Coco is a stripper and after a coworker decides to be bitch queen she has a little accident and her coworkers instead of calling for help dump her body in the trash She get s hauled away and wakes up wtf again in a landfill wtf then she meets and befriends a fly yep a fly wtf who talks wtf wtf Coco and her new friend the fly his name is Rudy which by the way when you think about is is a really cool friend to have I mean how many times have you said I wish I was a fly on a wall well just think if your friend was a fly and he spoke Cool huh Anyhoo back to Coco so she and her fly friend Rudy, they walk and walk all over the landfill trying to find a way out when they meet the Oracle Ohhh like the Matrix except she doesn t bake yummy cookies and the kid with the spoon isn t there no instead she predicts the future like an Oracle will do but with meat wtf Yeah Meat And trust me you don t want her to pull a a toe or eye on you No that s bad meat lol Meat, pulling meat on you Get it I have such a dirty mind cough Moving on.Poor Coco and her fly friend travel somemeet a hunky guy, a queen of the landfill who has a lightbulb for an eye I wonder what happens when she has a great idea, hmmm oh yeah I forgot wtf I think that should be like 10 wtf s though if you read the book it slike 100 but to not give it all away the book rocks I loved it There is a condom weapon which totally make me cackle with glee omg that was awesome I so loved it and the way Constance wrote that scene pure win.All in all this book is fantastically cool I sooooo loved it Constance you are a bizarro queen No killer spores needed just your awesome imagination I highly recommend checking this great book out It is fun and fantastic and lot s of other words that don t do it justice Alice in Wonderland with garbage and a dead stripper Coco takes off her clothes for a living until some nasty little bitch kills her while she s dancing Thrown in the dumpster by her sleazebag boss, Coco awakens in a land of trash With her new friend, Rudy a dying fly , and her knight in garbage armor, the undead dancer tries to find her way home But first she must escape from the evil Queen of this trashscape a jealous and insane Ruler of Refuse who has an intense fear of flies With h Alice in Wonderland with garbage and a dead stripper Coco takes off her clothes for a living until some nasty little bitch kills her while she s dancing Thrown in the dumpster by her sleazebag boss, Coco awakens in a land of trash With her new friend, Rudy a dying fly , and her knight in garbage armor, the undead dancer tries to find her way home But first she must escape from the evil Queen of this trashscape a jealous and insane Ruler of Refuse who has an intense fear of flies With hints of The Matrix and The Whiz, this heady trip will satisfy your cravings for twisted fairy tales, rotting garbage, and charming weirdos Long live the Queen This book was the most fun I ve had reading EVER The descriptions were so vivid and at times laugh out loud hilarious The setting was one I d never been in especially not with a fly I hope that the author, Constance Ann Fitzgerald, keeps writing these fun romps I read the book in one sitting and was sad to get to the end I WANT MORE FROM THIS AUTHOR This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers To view it, click here Spoiler Alert I for some odd reason read this book and watched the movie Sucker Punch in the same week Both are very girl power , and depict men as creepy, slimy, rapists.That being said, the aforementioned rape is what I didn t like about the book I just have a hard time reading about rape However, it is brief, undetailed, and gracefully done So I didn t deduct any stars I felt it necessary to comment on as so often it is inserted into a story unnecessarily, and for shock value Th Spoiler Alert I for some odd reason read this book and watched the movie Sucker Punch in the same week Both are very girl power , and depict men as creepy, slimy, rapists.That being said, the aforementioned rape is what I didn t like about the book I just have a hard time reading about rape However, it is brief, undetailed, and gracefully done So I didn t deduct any stars I felt it necessary to comment on as so often it is inserted into a story unnecessarily, and for shock value This is not the case here Other then that, LOVED the book Very well written, the world it s set in is very original and creative as with most bizarro books But most of all the main character is very loveable, and much like the girls of Sucker Punch displays random acts of girl power that makes you go, Ya Bish Kick his ass inside your head A must read for girls and creepy dudes alike Coco a female stripper steps on stage for her nightly performance When she falls into trap of fellow co worker Vaseline on the strippers pole she slides off stage electrocuted.Tossed into the dumpster in garbage bags She awakes at the dump meets a fly..Just think Alice in Wonderland in the local landfill Filled with poop covered walls, dresses and between your toes You will definitely have some laughs cheering for Coco on her adventure through garbage land. This is a nice, funny to read piece of bizarro fiction The only weak point is the thinness of the volume and the narration s fast tempo, for you have hardly time to get familiar with the world of Thrashland it is fascinating, indeed before reaching the final page already The character description and development gets the short end of the stick, too. 3.5 stars. What the flying fuck did I just read Sheer fucking awesomeness, that s what. When a book starts with a stripper suffering a fatal pole related accident at the hands of an envious co worker and her electrocuted body ends up in a dumpster, there are only two possible outcomes the story either sinks horribly or soars brilliantly In the case of Trashland A Go Go, Constance Ann Fitzgerald s contribution to the 2011 New Bizarro Author Series, the narrative rockets up and away unlike anything else in current literature.You can read Gabino s full review at Horror DNA by clicki When a book starts with a stripper suffering a fatal pole related accident at the hands of an envious co worker and her electrocuted body ends up in a dumpster, there are only two possible outcomes the story either sinks horribly or soars brilliantly In the case of Trashland A Go Go, Constance Ann Fitzgerald s contribution to the 2011 New Bizarro Author Series, the narrative rockets up and away unlike anything else in current literature.You can read Gabino s full review at Horror DNA by clicking here