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Wow, it was,as promised, twisted, dark and shocking And I loved every dark and creepy corner of it The author has a great gift of being able to point you in one direction, give you the confidence to believe that is where you are heading and then, snap He hand break turns you in a completely unexpected direction and blows your mind. Lamb Chops a faceless killer He has taken time to disguises himself well in preparation for his killing spree that seems to engulf his whole reason for being He fantasizes about bec Lamb Chops Chainsaws by Glen JohnsonI love the way this author writes, so clean and with a dark humour Well researched info shines through the stories giving them an authenticity I look forward to looking up his other works Sods Law This wannabe serial killer has rearranged his dingy life to become the ultimate nobody a faceless killer He has taken time to disguises himself well in preparation for his killing spree that seems to engulf his whole reason for being He fantasizes about becoming the next Jack the Ripper.Sadly the State, internet and TV are enabling him to do so.What a way to open a book The misery portrayed had a loud ring of truth to it, which made for uncomfy reading.The finale is hysterical but also rather sad The Last Straw A 73yr old man gets his last straw broken over a dinner choice, or lack thereof.Jim Elizabeth have been married 50 years and today is their anniversary, but for Jim it s not a happy event, or is it.Having to live with her nagging for so long something snapped in him I had to feel sorry for Jim in part, as he describes the long, lonely, purgatory years he has endured, but then he could have just left and he never did get to eat his lamb chops.The warped humour in these stories just leaves you with a smirk and a grimace at the sadness of it all The Lord is my Shepherd Poor Mrs Hemp, fancy being compared to a cupcake.Headmaster McKinney wants some sort of answer from her regarding her way ward son, what he gets is not the one he was expecting.Whilst he eats his coronation chicken and mushroom sandwich, followed by a kitkat but only two fingers she reveals the truth, the repeated days and nights of child torture whilst she and the local Father try to exorcise the demon residing in her son it makes for excruciating reading.The ending is twisted, but other than the sandwich which keeps popping up, there is no humour in this story, just pure horror Shattered Childhood A hit woman is on a mission to complete her quest, the revenge she craves for her families death when she was 9yr old.She has trained long and hard to become the killer she is today Each kill marked on a precious photo A harrowing story but one that feels good in its karmic values No Conscience Saintpatrick is a contract killer However this time he may have taken on too much The sad and strange story of how he became the best in the business is carefully laid out in flashbacks.A brief story, but quite hard hitting and not without its own level of brutal horror Dirty little Animals It seems that Ms Heart has lost her marbles.Her early childhood memories are coming back to haunt and destroy her as she sees evil in all the little children and everything they do, or lie about.Oddly enough any man that is around her seems to find himself dead in strange accidents.As she enters her final day with a plan to bring all the pain to an end she unleashes all her anger.The reasons behind her breakdown made my skin crawl The Red Mist ake Simon is transforming, he is becoming As he begins his spree of murders, the author is clearly enjoying the descriptions, almost reveling in the grossness His next chosen victim comes with a bonus addition but not all goes to plan.Fabulous Think this is my favourite story Like a son A government trained killer goes on the run when he gets wrongly set up.Very military in flavour and with a good dollop of survivalist paranoia Not sure I liked this story it was intense, sad, without humour or motive The A List A serial killers finale, I loved the circular feel to this story.The ending was exquisite and would have loved to find out about the other kills andabout this character `Free Book ↙ Lamb Chops and Chainsaws: Nine Disturbing Short Stories about the Darker Side of Human Nature ☝ Lamb Chops and Chainsaws is the first volume in the Human Nature Series Warning The author would like to point out that this book contains graphic language and descriptions of explicit sex and brutal violence What are your neighbours really like once their front door slams shut Are your children s teachers sound of mind Has your partner got an evil, sinister side Is a member of your family a murderer These questions, and , are examined in a collection of nine disturbing short stories tales about the darker side of human nature Read about a wannabe serial killer who starts his reign of terror on the wrong footing A Kindergarten teacher who has deep psychological problems that jeopardizes the safety of the children Why a child of nine turns to violence in retaliation for drug smugglers slaughtering her parents A fanatical mother who believes her thirteen year old son is possessed by the devil How one killer spirals out of control and in his haste for victims makes a fatal mistake A government trained killer who was set up as a scapegoat Or a serial killer who has captured the attention of the world, and has set up one final, sickening display What does it take to push someone that little bit too far and turn them into a killer Find out when a savage murder is committed over a packet of lamb chops Strangers will never seem the same again ContentsSod s Law The story of a wannabe serial killer who s not to clever when it comes to picking his victimsThe Last Straw A seventy three year old man is pushed too far, after fifty years of constant nagging What s the final straw An argument about dinner to have chicken or lamb chopsThe Lord is My Shepherd A mother s fanatical love of God has twisted her perception of her son in her mind, her unruly thirteen year old is possessed by the devilShattered Childhood A child s life in Mexico changes forever when drug smugglers kill her parents To retaliate, she does something incomprehensible, even though she s only nineNo Conscience A young man is deprived of his mother and sister When he finds out why it drives him to become a murderer Now without a conscience he sells his killing gift to the highest bidderDirty Little Animals What happens when a kindergarten teacher has reached the end of her tether, and children are her second worst nightmare, right after her fatherThe Red Mist ake He looks normal, but his desires are twisted and bloody, needing to kill when the hunger arises However, he soon realizes that he can no longer control his inner beast when he wakes from his latest killing spreeLike a Son A man the government trained as a killer is used as a scapegoat He goes on the run, until someone unexpected from his past catches up with himThe A list A serial killer has captured the attention of the world He has set up one final, sickening display He plans to let the world know his twisted reasoning